the greatest movie of all time
That one kid that just drops in the last one
TWO COOL AND HOT GUYS IN ONE PHOTO
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
how to be a lil bitch:
- look like u
- act like u
- smell like u
- dance like u
- talk like u
When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma